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It's preposterous that a company would package together two free PC games on a DS card and try to sell them for 20 bucks, especially when the two games in question are as ridiculously austere as these. Neither game keeps track of high scores or takes advantage of the system's wireless capabilities. Two players can compete against each another in Elf Bowling 2 by passing the system back and forth. There aren't any extras worth mentioning.
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Elf Bowling 2 can be drawn out to about 10 minutes and is good for perhaps one or two replays, since it involves a CPU opponent and three full rounds of play. Once you've played through once, you've experienced everything the game has to offer. Ten frames in Elf Bowling take less than five minutes to complete. Elf Bowling 2 is slightly better, if only because you can adjust the aim and power of each shot by managing two separate indicators. You can't even specify how much power or curve to put into the roll. Beyond that, there's no way to guide the path of the ball. In Elf Bowling, you launch the ball by tapping the screen or pushing the A button when the moving arrow is where you want it. The main failing of both games is that there just isn't much to do in either of them. Those cutbacks are tough to stomach considering how minimalist the original games were. In Elf Bowling 2, there's no longer a coin toss at the beginning, there are fewer elf animations, and the formerly smooth scaling effect now looks choppy and uneven. In Elf Bowling, the ball no longer makes noise while rolling down the lane. Quizzically, although both games resemble the original PC versions, a number of animations and sound effects have been removed. Once in a while, the elves will bump into one another or fall off the edge of the boat and land with a surprised look in the mouth of a shark.Īs for the audio, both games feature some elfish screams and naughty spoken-word comebacks along the lines of "Those all the balls you got, Santa?" Elf Bowling doesn't have any background music, but its sequel has a short mambo tune that plays before each bowling attempt. There's slightly more animation in Elf Bowling 2, with Santa tugging on the elves' thong underpants to propel them spinning down the lane. The ball moves down the lane with no animation whatsoever, but the elves in the upper screen are cutely drawn and sometimes do wacky things like flash their bare butts at Santa. In Elf Bowling, the upper screen shows the elves in a close-up view, while the bottom screen displays the lane, Santa, and his trusty bowling ball. It isn't a bowling game, but rather a shuffleboard game with the elves doubling as pucks.īoth games look similar to their PC counterparts, which isn't a surprise since there are literally hundreds of thousands of free Flash games out there with snazzier presentations and more-intricate designs. Elf Bowling 2: Elves in Paradise came out the following year. You have to try to knock down the elves, but the elves will do their best to distract you. It involves Santa, as the bowler, and his elves, who have been turned into bowling pins after complaining about working conditions at the North Pole. Two formerly free PC games on one budget-priced Nintendo DS card.Įlf Bowling originally came to life as a freeware PC game back in 1999. In fact, both of the games on this budget-priced Nintendo DS game card are so devoid of gameplay, fun, and flair that you'd be equally entertained by just tapping the stylus on the screen while the system is off. You'll find plenty of elves in Elf Bowling 1 & 2, but not much in the way of bowling.